Sleep Talkin' Man

Good morning! I've just arrived at work, coffee-deprived, & the first thing I do (after checking my calendar & work e-mails of course) is take a quick little look at Blogger. My day is always brightened by my new favorite blog. It's so amusing that I feel obliged to share it with you!

It's called Sleep Talkin' Man. The blogger, Karen, is married to a British guy who has a bit of a sleep talking problem. He does it practically every single night. After giving up on trying to write down his mumblings in the dark in the middle of the night, she bought a voice-activated recorder. And now, she posts his sleep talking every day. (Yes, he knows about it.)

He says the most ridiculous things in his sleep. Here are a few of my faves:

"Where are all the sleep sheep? Everyone's got a sleep sheep. My sleep sheep's not here. Oh. How am I meant to sleep without my sleep sheep? Sleep sheeeeeep... Wait, you've got two, you bastard! I'm taking that one. He's so soft. Ah, sleep sheep. Don't leave me again. Baaaaaaahhhh."

"I've got a horrible urge to catch tuna in your stockings. Sustainably, of course."

"Shhh. I can smell you. I hear through my nose."

"You speak your mind, I punch your face. I think it's a fair exchange. We'll both be hurting."

"That's it! That's the last fucking time we're ever going on holiday with beavers. Can't take their chattering. Always chattering!"

You really must take a look. Enjoy!

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